My niece ran outside
You know you in the ghetto when
your sister runs inside to tell you your dad just got jumped by 2 gas station owners for stealing candies for the kids.
My Feelings Exactly
I really should go back to the gym.
I walk from the restroom to the bed and I’m like
When Pokerface comes on randomly on the radio
lanafashionkilla asked: HI GORGEOUS!
Marry The Night started playing at the gas station
When the song was over:
I stopped trying?
Lady Gaga Burnt By Citric Acid? →
truethatruethat: Did you know that Lady Gaga’s tattoo the left side of her lower back is there to hide a huge nasty burn scar caused by playing with citric acid? She was spilling acid on manikin heads in attempt to melt them together into a dress, but somehow while dealing with it she tripped backwards onto… that’s retarded, I saw the video of Kat Von D doing the tattoo on her, no...
Reblog if you open Tumblr by pressing "t" and...
cannabiiscuit: Open Tumblr? It Never Closes On My Computer
amateurcockisthehottest-deactiv asked: Thanks for the hot pics you submitted!.. I queued my favorite for posting soon. (I understand from your blog that you are 21 and legal...:)
Put your playlist on shuffle...
Don’t Laugh!! I just started re-downloading music today! (Lost all my songs :/) 1. Describe yourself. “The Devil Beside You” The Used 2. What do people feel when they’re around you? “He’s Everything” Joyful Noise Sountrack LMAO! 3. Describe your current relationship. “Mother Me” The Used 4. Where would you like to be right now? “Paper Gangsta” Lady Gaga 5. How...
When I smile at my crush
When I get in a fight
That Awkward Moment When You're Freshly Single and...
mybrain-exploded asked: Fuck; miley cyrus , Marry; jake gyllenhaal , Kill ; mike 'the situation'
This Become hotter than this:
Send me FMK's in my ask
Fuck, Marry, Kill
Another Ask Request Turned Into A Survey
1: Full name? Alejandro Gonzales Courvier Jr II (They messed up the birth certificate) 2: Current crush? My boyfriend, Nicholas Anthony <3 3: Addiction? Hot Wings 4:How tall am I? 5’4” lol 5: Relationship status? Taken <3 6: Girls I trust? petrag713.tumblr.com 7: Boys I trust? surprisingly, my boyfriend:] 9: Current mood? Horngry 10: Favorite color? Green :D 11: Confession: I...
staycalmandsuckdick-deactivated asked: Would you mind if I post it? Its really sexy ;)
See a cutie at the mall
& I wander why I’m still single XD
: blackmormon: kohthefacestealer: Martin Luther... →
blackmormon: kohthefacestealer: Martin Luther King Jr. was more than a man who helped abolish segregation in America but also a man who warned us about the future. MLKJ backwards is JKLM The 10th, 11th, 12th and 13th letters consecutively. 10 + 11 + 12 + 13 = 46 He died at age… he was killed by the leaders of the illuminati? are you aware there’s no proof the illuminati even...
When my best friend is feeling down
-Love you PetiLu<3
people say lady gaga is the queen of gays
bugbones: harvelouswho: goffbarbie: have people forgot about madonna and cher? She is the current queen of gays. Madonna is the queen mother and Cher is the cryptkeeper of the gays. Cryptkeeper. Omg. unfair. the queen of the gays should be someone who used her fame to help the gays (like Gaga), not someone who used the gays to help her fame (like madonna). nothing but love for Cher...
If I was Madonna I wouldn't want some young bitch...
trying? lol madonna is irrelevant and tired. she needs a nap. maybe her diaper is dirty
So I was walking in the hallway at school one day
Just minding my own business: Started Dancing to the song on my iPod: Then I noticed this one bitch copycatting me: I was like “This Bitch”: So me and my girls walked up to that bitch: I walked away with my victory walk:
I turn ask requests into surveys cause I'm B0$$
Height: 5’4” Virgin? I lost my virginity when I was 11 Shoe Size: 10.5 Sexual Orientation: Homotastic Do you Smoke? I’d call myself a smoker, but I haven’t in a while Do you Drink? I’m slowly picking it up Do you Take Drugs?Not anymore <3 Age you get mistaken for: anywhere between 17 and 23 Have Tattoos? 8 Want any tattoos? I want much more Got any...
Lick the balls, Finger the asshole
They’re like: I’m like: